No Libido

I don't think I want my dreams to come true.

'Grow a pair of balls'

I don't think four balls will help my anxiety somehow.

Other heads and my head

Mangina at the bar

People like to get offended a lot these days. As if they think by saying they are offended it automatically means they are right.

Negative thoughts

Me and other people.

Can't smile for photos

Social anxiety and pedestrian crossings

Nightclubs are not the place to find a relationship

I can't get a job because I don't have experience because I can't get a job

Socially Awkward Networking

Most people on facebook and me.
I wonder if other introverts dislike Facebook as much as me. I do have to wonder why I even have a profile on there.

English weather

The English weather gives me an excuse not to go out.

Not a morning person

I'm not a morning person....therefore I get up in the afternoon.

I don't like small talk