Socially awkward misfit making a phone call

Judge mental

Prozac Umbrella

People who use the phrase 'man up' should be executed

It doesn't take less muscles to smile than frown

No Libido

I don't think I want my dreams to come true.

'Grow a pair of balls'

I don't think four balls will help my anxiety somehow.

Other heads and my head

Mangina at the bar

People like to get offended a lot these days. As if they think by saying they are offended it automatically means they are right.

Negative thoughts

Me and other people.

Can't smile for photos

Social anxiety and pedestrian crossings

Nightclubs are not the place to find a relationship

I can't get a job because I don't have experience because I can't get a job

Socially Awkward Networking

Most people on facebook and me.
I wonder if other introverts dislike Facebook as much as me. I do have to wonder why I even have a profile on there.

English weather

The English weather gives me an excuse not to go out.

Not a morning person

I'm not a morning person....therefore I get up in the afternoon.

I don't like small talk

I don't like going to the job centre

Hangover depression

Drink makes me talk, then I regret how much talking I did the next day.

Prozac not working

This actually happened. I guess she thought I was joking.

Being told to 'smile' or to 'cheer up'

I hate being told to 'smile' or to 'cheer up'...it usually has the opposite effect on me.

Good excuse to not talk to people

Socially Awkward Misfit

 

 Hello, welcome to the life of Sam, the Socially Awkward Misfit - the name of my comic about introversion, social anxiety, depression and being an all round social misfit.